okaytrue:

*comes across a slight inconvenience*
me: you know what would solve this ????? death

(via a-l-n-s-deactivated20180429)

(Source: bwussy, via a-l-n-s-deactivated20180429)

pestilenc-e:

redneckkungfu:

lush is fine and they have nice soap but going in there is like a minefield of bohemia like if one of the employees doesnt lunge at me asking me if i wanna sample goat lotion or whatever the shit i end up wheeling into some woman dressed in five blankets and knocking the pot of mud out of her hands onto the floor which causes her to scream at an operatic high c for several minutes

@swamp–rabbit

Can confirm

(Source: glorywholhero32)

controlledeuphoria:

barbieprivilege:

guy: *makes me listen to his music or read his writing*

me: 

STOP !!!! WHERE IS THE PERSON THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO DELETE THIS WEBSITE WITHIN THE WEEKS

(via disgustinghuman)